Studio: Brush Creek Media
Cast: Steve Hurley, Jack Stuart, Luke Steele, Bill Adams, Chris Logan, Kevin Speitel, Mark Kroner, Nick Nicaste, Buster
Brush Creek Media, the company that produces Bear Magazine, is known for putting the "big" in "big-boned", and this DVD is no exception. They grow âÂÂem big in Brush Creek! IâÂÂve been a fan of bears since my Winnie the Pooh days but I gotta admit – some of these grizzlies scared me and made me vow never to picnic in Jellystone Park again, lest YogiâÂÂs friends here catch me unawares.
This series of four vignettes, shot on location in Guernerville (wherever the fuck that is) starts as our nine stars can-can across a bridge and moon us. Luckily itâÂÂs a long-shot, coz some of these guys are so big if they get too close weâÂÂd lose a few hours of sunlight. And whatâÂÂs with the can-canning?
ArenâÂÂt these guys supposed to be butch?
We start our first scene with Kroner and Nicaste. Kroner can do this in his sleep – check out his work with Chi Chi LaRue – and Nicaste shined in Plain WrappedâÂÂs Dr.âÂÂs Orders double. Here our baby bears are already hard at it, Kroner demonstrating those famed oral skills to a vocally appreciative Nicaste, whoâÂÂs no slouch either, slurping his red-headed partnerâÂÂs mega dick all the way to the balls. Proving that rod can go all the way down one hole, he proves he can fit it in another, as Kroner slowly works his way inside NicasteâÂÂs ass, hitting the accelerator once comfortable, and pounding like crazy. KronerâÂÂs in Heaven at this point at the ass-whupping continues till Nicaste can no longer stand it and showers his juices all over the red chesthair of his partner. Kroner follows his lead, letting out a stream so jet propelled it hits Nicaste right in the face.
Mr. Hairy Assed Daddy himself Steve Hurley is next. This cigar chomping âÂÂtitpigâ is the stuff of legend, but didnâÂÂt he score a top forty single in the eighties with âÂÂJack Your BodyâÂÂ? Or am I just having a terrible acid flashback? Anyway, heâÂÂs partnered here with Stuart, and when he lays eyes on Daddy, complete with stogie the size of a sewer pipe he canâÂÂt resist. Stuart is gorgeous and Harley is just a foul-mouthed fuckpig who shouldnâÂÂt be allowed out in decent company! Cut straight to the bed as Hurley (still with cigar) does a very brief solo where he tweaks his nipples and jerks off, screaming all the way. Wonder why that was there? Stuart suddenly reappears and gives Daddy the first of his treats – a hot wet frenching session. Stuart gets off breathing in the second hand stinky stogie smoke, making pig noises and tongue worshipping his big lover between drags. Hurley knows some cigar tricks, blowing smoke right up StuartâÂÂs ass. (I wish heâÂÂd have farted smoke rings.) Sadly, IâÂÂve seen this performed before, but if you havenâÂÂt, youâÂÂll love to see it.
These two donâÂÂt need a cigar to smoke in bed – Stewart keeps oinking his appreciation as his Daddy with nipples like bullets slaps and fucks his ass to nasty submission. Harley lies back and lets Stuart continue his tongue duties; armpits, tits and a hairy hole all get the special treatment. Stewart lets rip an impressive jizz that showers down on his Bluto boyfriend.
OK, hereâÂÂs a freaky bit as Adams and Speitel get together. To call these two obese is a slight understatement, and Jabba sex is the order of the day! Stillâ¦if you like âÂÂem big. As Stuart, Nicaste and a pipe-smoking Harley mess about outside the camera pans in towards a bedroom where Speitel lies on a (reinforced?) bed. The music made it sound like someone was being spanked, but sadly itâÂÂs not to be. But with the soundtrack written by two conveniently named guys (Danny Wang and Brian Fist ) I guess I just got filth on my mind! As the salt and pepper Speitel jerks off we pan across the room to see fellow chubbie Adams mirroring his actions on another bed. Sadly, it never goes beyond this. The two never get off their respective beds, instead fingering and tweaking their nipples for the othersâ joy. Such a disappointment to find what I thought may be a Ruebenesque masterpiece turning out to be simply a black velvet painting.
Lastly, Chris Logan and Luke Steele are getting friendly in a bedroom, when who should walk past the cabin but Buster. BusterâÂÂs been doing this sort of thing for eons – though not always looking so Dom DeLuise-like – and is always fun to watch. Seeing the fuck antics of the two young bucks (I use that term loosely) he decides he wants in and enters the room. (How? Through the window? Or down the chimney a la Santa?) HeâÂÂs half out of his dungarees before the guys notice him, inviting him to join in, rather than chasing him out of the house with a blunderbuss.
Steele is demanding Logan squeeze his tits (he does – hard) whilst Buster works his own. The dialogue will make you blush as the pig trio put the bedstead through some real punishment. (Hell, IâÂÂd be checking the shackâÂÂs foundations after this.) Steele easily slides four fingers up Logan before giving Buster the same treatment. He spits up both their stretched holes before Buster rides them both. And Steele never stops the dirty talk, not even for a second. HeâÂÂs like a perverted Chatty Kathy doll! The spit flies everywhere and we are treated to a beary sandwich with Logan as the well-filled filling. This great scene climaxes as Steele is finger fucked sending the Hair Bear Bunch into overdrive that ends when all three are totally matted with pearly goo.
Format: MPEG
Duration: 1:30:44
Video: 352×240, MPEG-1, 1123kbps
Audio: 218kbps
File size: 905.4 MB
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