Release Year: 2001
Cast: Axel, Baby Face, Damon, Mark, Remik, Shane
Genres: Amateurs, Anal, Condom, Oral, Masturbation
Our beloved lech Don Ross has friends, "Brandon" being one of them. Not just a friend, in fact, but something of an imitator, luring over young guys to jerk off – and each other sometimes.
After some rather amusing footage of actual monkeys fiddling about, we’re introduced to low rent Bel Ami reject Remik by Brandon, who even tries to speak like Don Ross, in a sleazy offhand manner, but without Ross’ natural charms, knack for creepy/amusing banter, and hardcore no-faking trollish degeneracy (Brandon’s going to have to live under a bridge and hassle Billy Goats Gruff for a few years if he even wants to approach such).
Remik strips, revealing a long uncut slab bent downward like a boomerang, while Brandon gets close-ups of his feet and a stuffed monkey. Surrounded by a pair of mirrors, Remik spunks up a bit o’ goo (which oddly forms the letter "M").
Shane, an unnaturally tan skinny guy with a facial piercing and light goatee, is also quite hung, giving up a jet of joy jizz after a sweaty pound session. Baby Face follows, a guy who’s already well into the process of "kickin’ back," but Brandon insists he "kick back" anyway, as that’s what Don would surely do. (Fuckin’ retarded wannabe doppelganger.) Anyway, Baby Face strips to reveal a slightly soft smooth body and average cock, which he strokes while watching a breeder flick (the stuffed monkey flanks him), finally producing a load that wouldn’t fill an ant pussy.
Damon’s next, a Hispanic-ish or Asian-ish-looking fellow in the tub whom we’re supposed to believe was surprised by Brandon’s intrusion (complete with still photographer in tow). Whatever! He leaves a "nut in the sink" for the "bitch" cleaning lady. Next up is a threesome (foursome if you count the plush monkey) jack-off of white trashy breeders whose scant loads suggest low-protein diets.
The duo sequence "Monkey Love" is the tape’s highlight, which happens to be an actual Don scene! One of the pair looks like he just strolled out of a schoolyard, although I doubt he’s spent many years in classrooms. Smooth, covered with a few tattoos and sporting a cock with more beef in it than a Wendy’s triple burger, he’s a yummy piece of boy nonetheless, so much so that Don can’t keep his bloated, aged paws off! Thankfully, Don gets the other guy – who sports a pimply arse – to start blowing our star, who leaves a juicy "nut" all over a mirror.
Format: m4v
Duration: 1:53:27
Video: 720×484, AVC (H.264), 1551kbps
Audio: 156kbps
File size: 1.5 GB
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